So long, Toronto! Peace out, YYZ!


Wazzzup down there, London?!


Heathrow, don't you know I ain't got time for this shit?


Welcome to The Hoxton

Please enjoy your stay in our very compact living space.  Indeed, the closet has no doors.

We also hope you are quickly acquainted with our door-less shower policy, which allows for one to admire her naked appearance at all angles at all times.  Every surface is reflective.  Fun Wow!

Thank you for staying at The Hoxton.

 - You're welcome.